just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
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