So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
