So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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