dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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