Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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