You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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