At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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