Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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