P.S. I can't hear my feet
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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