But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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