At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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