those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Randomize
