hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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