is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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