I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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