I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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