I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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