You're so nebulous sometimes
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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