Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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