remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I think I sprained my soul last night
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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