So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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