Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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