I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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