If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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