Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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