garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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