I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Randomize
