Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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