mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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