doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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