I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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