we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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