Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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