can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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