what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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