If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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