it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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Do I have a choice?
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I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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