So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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