I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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