i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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