Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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