I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
