i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
Randomize
