oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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