I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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