The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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