i think my mom watched the whole time
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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