Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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