i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
