You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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