Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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