weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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