Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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