Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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