just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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